I really need a symbiote to hold my tits so I don’t have to wear a bra.
this is it. this is the best venom related post. everyone else go home.
well thats the best explanation for annies venom form
(via short-blonde-andaverage)
*ferociously eats a wooden table* cromch
please remember to FLOSS people
adult person: life gets faster as you get older!
me aged 10: sounds fake but ok
me now:
Listen.
EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas.
It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS.
There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.
also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.
Reblog To Save Life
Okay but like reblog to LITERALLY SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE
(Source: twitter.com, via joshieplue)
being naked is not sexy. wearing a white 18th century shirt with poofy sleeves tucked into a pair of black high waisted trousers is sexy. there are no exceptions
(via shouty-y)
